Name: Lizard
Diet: Small insects like ants, flies, and the occasional snail
Weakness: Fire-type Pokémon
Famous celebrity: Geico Gecko Lizard
Famous quote: "Do you own motorcycle insurance?"
Favorite activities: Scaring the shit out of unassuming passerbys as it frantically scampers from the sight of your moving shadow.
Advice: Did you read Holes? Don't mess with lizards. They pack a mighty bite.
