Name: Raccoon
Diet: Pizza Hut pizza and Red Bull
Weakness: Bright, moving lights
Famous celebrity: Meeko, Pocahontas' bitch
Famous quote: "Hissssss!"
Favorite activities: Scavenging through trash bins near college apartments late at night.
Advice: The next Bernie Madoff will probably be a raccoon.
I love racoons. They are the best.
ReplyDeleteI wish there were more racoons in the world.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a pet raccoon (and who wouldn't want one?), I'd name it "Sassy."
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